Category: Harpy Report – Orlando

May 25, 2017 / Harpy Report - Orlando

“If Eve doomed the human race because of an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?” The question was posed during the writing of this report, giving me pause consider it. Not for what the First Woman would have done if such a…

April 7, 2017 / Harpy Report - Orlando

The best way to approach an unknown situation is ask questions first. Perhaps, a lot of questions. Even better, ask yourself how many ways this situation could blow up in your face. And if you still wish to proceed … well, I hope it was…

March 22, 2017 / Harpy Report - Orlando

This past Saturday evening, Prince Vitale held his first official gathering. And during such an event, I honestly would have expected to be quietly sitting in a dark corner, pondering a new hobby. Unfortunately, that was not the case.  I am unsure why this statement…

February 10, 2017 / Harpy Report - Orlando

I know that recently, there was a “Harpy Report” put out by someone who is decidedly not myself. So, feel free to ignore it. Until this position changes hands, I am the Official Harpy and will not tolerate any outside influence. And now … Boons.…

January 21, 2017 / Harpy Report - Orlando

To say Orlando has been an interesting place in a few, short months I have been here would be an understatement. From the beginning, the members of this domain have fallen into several categories. The first being The Young. Granted, everyone has been in this position and for…

January 20, 2017 / Harpy Report - Orlando

Orlando Harpy Report January 14th, 2017 The Good, the Bad, and the Useless Orlando is a city of extremes both for the Kine that inhabit its sprawl and the Kindred who rule it with iron fists and velvet gloves. Few, if any, Kine recognize the…