Harpy Report – American Gods Edition

** American Gods, and Other Things ------------------------------------------------------------ The phrase “better late than never” springs to mind for this report, and with good reason. (And not just because Ian McShane blew me away in his portrayal of Mr. Wednesday. Be still my undead heart!). Like Mr. Wednesday, sometimes it takes a…

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Imperator Harpy: A Servant’s Journey: Recollections on Treachery

Home - a house, apartment, or other shelter that is the usual residence of a person, family, or household. … the place in which one's domestic affections are centered. … the place or region where something is native or most common. ... any place of residence or refuge Refuge- a…

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Read more about the article In the news: Summer classes
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In the news: Summer classes

UCF is preparing a booming summer program to entice students to stay for summer classes as well as provide financial boom to encourage students to stay on campus for the summer months until the fall. Guest lectures from various Professors will be offered free of charge to students and visitors…

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In the news: Prank!

Someone seems to have pulled a massive prank along I4 and the turnpike, purchasing several billboards and listing them as “Recipe For a Great Harpy” followed by a chemical formula ending with an egyptian ankh and a series of map coordinates matching a historic historical site in St. Augustine. Police…

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New Harpy, Bright and Shiny version

“If Eve doomed the human race because of an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?” The question was posed during the writing of this report, giving me pause consider it. Not for what the First Woman would have done if such a thing as luscious ice cream…

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April 7 Harpy Report – Bitch Time

The best way to approach an unknown situation is ask questions first. Perhaps, a lot of questions. Even better, ask yourself how many ways this situation could blow up in your face. And if you still wish to proceed ... well, I hope it was worth it. I doubt it…

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Words from the Magic Kingdom

Words from the Palace Don't we just have the most wonderful Prince in the whole wide world?  Our Prince Vicenzo,  he is the sweetest thing.  Embracing little ol' me and my kin in the city with such big,  strong, open arms? To find myself,  and all of us,  acknowledged among…

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March Harpy Report

This past Saturday evening, Prince Vitale held his first official gathering. And during such an event, I honestly would have expected to be quietly sitting in a dark corner, pondering a new hobby. Unfortunately, that was not the case.  I am unsure why this statement has to be said but…

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Harpy Report – Preparing for this weeks fun

I know that recently, there was a "Harpy Report" put out by someone who is decidedly not myself. So, feel free to ignore it. Until this position changes hands, I am the Official Harpy and will not tolerate any outside influence. And now ... Boons. Boons are currency within our…

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Vitale Investments

Italian immigrants to Orlando back in the "cattle days"  needed a place for their coin. Unfortunately street gangs ran the immigrant areas with a iron fist.  Vitale Investments has been a corner stone in the city since its inception.  It was a safe place for those to store their funds.…

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