Author: gumbyender

April 23, 2018 / Uncategorized

Reports have that Wiltheow,   Primogen of Clan Gangrel, has stepped down and is relocating to Knight’s Bridge in Sussux, England.  Another Keystone has been reported broken. She has left leadership of clan Gangrel in the hands of Sobaka as well knowledge on how to restore…

September 8, 2017 / Harpy Report - Orlando

I used to believe in the passage of time and the calling of destiny.  More correctly, I used to hold true a certain perception of time as explained by the 10th Doctor:  That time is nothing more than rare fixed points swimming in a sea…

September 8, 2017 / magic kingdom

Have you had too much Stein? I’ve had too much Stein.  The loyal vassal state of Disney,  Queendom of Her Majesty Elaine,  supplicant to our glorious defender Prince Vitale Vicenzo of Our City Beautiful,  hereby declares that the annual PREMIUM Disney band that was gifted…

August 12, 2017 / Harpy Report - Orlando

** American Gods, and Other Things ———————————————————— The phrase “better late than never” springs to mind for this report, and with good reason. (And not just because Ian McShane blew me away in his portrayal of Mr. Wednesday. Be still my undead heart!). Like Mr.…

June 1, 2017 / Uncategorized
May 29, 2017 / Harpy Report - Orlando
May 29, 2017 / newspaper

UCF is preparing a booming summer program to entice students to stay for summer classes as well as provide financial boom to encourage students to stay on campus for the summer months until the fall. Guest lectures from various Professors will be offered free of…

May 29, 2017 / newspaper

Someone seems to have pulled a massive prank along I4 and the turnpike, purchasing several billboards and listing them as “Recipe For a Great Harpy” followed by a chemical formula ending with an egyptian ankh and a series of map coordinates matching a historic historical…

May 29, 2017 / Uncategorized

Dewey O. Boster Park is hosting a series of summer concert nights starting May 29th and lasting through the whole summer! A great family filled event, food vendors and local artisans are rumored to attended. More information for the series, as well as which bands…

May 29, 2017 / Uncategorized

It seems the family values crowd is up in arms again, protesting around the Rogers Building for the last week. After a small-time drug dealer selling Elite to a variety of high schoolers was arrested outside the building when one high schooler overdosed and died…