In the news: Prank!

Someone seems to have pulled a massive prank along I4 and the turnpike, purchasing several billboards and listing them as “Recipe For a Great Harpy” followed by a chemical formula ending with an egyptian ankh and a series of map coordinates matching a historic historical site in St. Augustine. Police are investigating the situation, reporters have discovered the purchaser to be a M. Scarponi which is a name tied to a serious of underworld gangs. Police are on the lookout, criminals!